The crucial Super Tuesday presidential primaries (March 1) have now concluded. Hillary Clinton won as expected among the Democrats, while Donald Trump won an overwhelming Republican victory. Although the outcome was anticipated, many people apparently still harbored the optimistic hope that Trump would stumble here. Seeing the result, more people seem to be considering leaving the United States. This is vividly reflected in the surge of searches about moving to Canada.

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As the chart shows, searches for “How to move to Canada” began rising as the overall primary result became clear, and by the next morning had grown to 100 times their previous level. That presumably shows how many people believe a Trump presidency would be dangerous.

That is not all. Apparently, in every 10 minutes American psychiatric hospitals receive 1 person who says, “I came from the future to kill Trump”1

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News Thump: Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump (2016/3/3)

According to Dr. Simon Williams, many patients previously claimed, “I am Napoleon,” but there has now been a sudden increase in “assassins from the future.” They all reportedly say much the same thing: they were sent back to correct the situation from a future where civilization collapsed through riots, war, and famine. This is said to be an extremely unusual psychiatric presentation.

 

  1. News Thump: http://newsthump.com/2016/03/03/psychiatric-hospitals-filling-up-with-time-travellers-sent-back-to-kill-donald-trump/ (2016/3/3). Just to be safe, I should mention that this is an American satirical-news site….

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